User talk:Frankthetank
Welcome![edit source]
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Mr. Monkey 
Pant-hoot here. 23:17, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
==Stop spamming!==[edit source]
Hey. Please stop spamming your link about the band. Thanks. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:29, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Admin here. The reason people keep removing your youtube link is because it is what we refer to as vanity. Uncyclopedia is a fictional encyclopedia, and does not exist for the purpose of promoting other sites, bands or organisations; particularly those which are deemed "non-notable" by virtue of their popularity (or lack thereof). Please see the Vanity policies for a clarification of what is and is not acceptable content, as well as the links provided in the welcome message above. Thank you. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:08, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Not a problem[edit source]
Thanks for your message. I hope you decide to stick around and contribute in some other way to our site. Do be careful though; your edit removed someone else's message from my talk page. You can always create a new section by using the "+" tab at the top of the page. Regards, -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:00, 9 September 2008 (UTC)