User talk:FlamingZebra90

Welcome!

Hello, FlamingZebra90, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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{{Redlink}}

• Oh, hello there. I notice that you've been adding {{redlink}} to alot of pages. Well, good job! However, {{redlink}} probably isn't the proper template. Sure, most of those articles have alot of the old red stuff, but tagging them as such does nobody any good. Please consider using such tags as {{Expand}}, {{Fix}}, {{Vanity2}}, or {{Ugly}}, as those each have a 30-day deletion function built into them, aswell as be far more specific. Many of the articles that you are tagging fall into one of those four tags that I just listed, aswell as probably being eligable for VFD (remember not to fill VFD over 20 articles though!). I hope those links and whatnot help you as you help us help you help us. -- The Zombiebaron 02:43, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
• alright then. Thanks for the pointer! --FlamingZebra90 21:52, 7 April 2008 (UTC)