User talk:Engl1shman

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Rochdale

Really sorry about that, I shouldn't have banned you; what you were doing to the article looked like vandalism from the diffs, but I wasn't looking closely enough, as what you were doing was more like removing vandalism, for which what you really deserve is our thanks. I hope you'll have it in you to return and continue the good work. Again, I'm terribly sorry about that, man. 1234 ~ 01:32, 31 March 2011

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Dances with Wolves, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

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Fawlty Towers

You have made a good start but it would be better to chuck out some of the random stuff. I have some ideas where it go if you're interested. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:36, July 19, 2012 (UTC)