User talk:Ed the hyena
WTF was that bullshit excuse for an article for?Are you a spammer or something?If so, f*ck off!If you aren't, read HTBFAJNS.srsly.You're Bat Fuck Insane.
- What my esteemed colleague who forgot to sign his post and gave the wrong link meant....
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Ed the hyena, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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23:44, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Ed the hyena[edit source]
No one is going to write that page just because you want them to. Thoroughly read HTBFANJS and write it yourself if you want to see a page about it here. - T.L.B. 
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:56, Apr 23