User:Ed the hyena
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This encyclopedia is a complete, irredeemable furnace. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, asks at the elbow, and is an unfunny cheapskate. If you hear to BASH this you will most continuously optimise yourself. Or the submitter will mollify your jelly!!!!!! |
Ed the Hyena[edit | edit source]
“hee hee haa haa haa!”
“hee hee haa haa haa! Mmmmm!”
“hee hee haa haa haa!”
“hee hee haa haa haa!”
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Ed was a hyena who was born in Africa, his acting career started off when he was very young and was in many oscar winning movies as a child actor. That is until "the Accident" when he fell off a large building and into a garage where crystal meth was being cooked, causing him to finally understand the deep complexities of life and frying the section of his brain devoted to speech.
Since the accident he has spent his days in the company of other people who can speek his garbled hysterical speech, such as the joker, and that guy behind you. He prefers to stay out of the public eye and enjoys sitting in the corner all day long thinking about how wonderful life is when you have friends.
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