User talk:Dominiol

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Did you just give yourself the welcome template? Hahaha! I like it. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 20:30, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Welcome!

Oh, why hello there! I take it by the logs that your name is... Dominiol! (Interesting name, by the way.) and thanks for taking that extra leap and joining Uncyclopedia! Now, this is standard procedure, and it may seem boring, but we still recommend it. So I give to you the basic guides of Uncyclopedia: the Beginner's Guide.

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If you need help, you are welcome to ask me anything you want, save that on my talk page, ask at the community forum, or ask an administrator on their talk page. I encourage you to join the prestigious Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you! Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Or of course, ask anyone you think can help. Just don't leave a hundred messages on the page. Please make sure to make a sig (or you can harass ask another user to make you a basic sig which you can work off of, and then remember to sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () which you can see above the edit box(you can try this out by leaving a reply to this welcome message. Now, if you find that you cannot be on hand to write articles all the time, I encourage you to do one of the following. Make an article in your userspace, which will keep it out of the mainspace. User:Dominiol/Generic article is a userspace article you can have and use. This makes the article in your namespace, where you can work on it to all your heart's desires! Good luck, and I hope to see you around!--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:30, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Silly dominolol

You isn't supposed to welcome thyself. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:30, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Screw that noise! More users should welcome themselves! That's the go-gettum attitude this site needs! The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 20:33, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

But I like whoring my welcome template to every user ever! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 21:00, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Does it really matter? -- MagicBus All aboard! 22:37, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Obviously not. We were just dicking around on the newbie's talk page! Hi newbie! We hope you are awesome and stay for a while! The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 04:06, 11 July 2013 (UTC)