User talk:DieFaust
Welcome![edit source]
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Mattsnow 00:57, April 23, 2012 (UTC)
Articles and Stuff[edit source]
Just a quick note for a noob (which is you btw). I saw you have started two articles - Nolife and Yo-yo. As they stand, both will be deleted in 7 days unless they formatted correctly and at least have some connection to a properly constructed article. All new users are encouraged to make accounts as that is the best way to work on articles off main space. For example User:DieFaust/Nolife. That way you can work on something as long as you like. Let me know if you want these moved to your account. --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:04, April 23, 2012 (UTC)
- Hmm..now you started Mountain Dew, that's three incomplete articles lying around in main space. Now, I did offer to move Nolife and Yo-yo to your user space as sub pages but you haven't responded. I will check this page in the next 24 hours. --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:10, April 27, 2012 (UTC)
- I am going re-check on Monday. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:19, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
- I am going re-check on Monday. --