User talk:Dcimiffo

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UnNews:Swedish province declares independence

Welcome to UnNews! I've modified your headline (page name) as shown above. Obviously a province that declares independence is a rogue province, so I struck that word; and no extra capitals is our style.

This obscure fact is in our Style Guide, UnNews:Style, which will also tell you how to correctly code your Sources.

I have one problem with the concept. You seem to be relying on the fact that Swedes will find absurd the concept of this province seceding. For non-Swedes, however, I wish the article would provide more background on what makes it so absurd. The first time I read it, it seemed more as though someone were writing some personal fantasy history than writing humor.

You might also reconsider the paragraphs that merely explain why we don't know what is going on. Although it is absurd for a "news source" not to know what is going on, it may also harm the surface impression that this is a news article.

Your illustration is excellent and I'll prepare a graphic to highlight it on the UnNews Front Page, first giving you a few hours to make any changes you see fit. Spıke ¬ 19:53 2-Dec-10

The Mooosetank [sic] is now on the Uncyclopedia home page! Spıke ¬ 21:33 3-Dec-10