User talk:Coolperson345
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02:49, 3 September 2021 (UTC)
CONGRATULATIONS !!! CONGRATULATIONS !!! CONGRATULATIONS !!![edit source]
Att:Dear Sir/Madam,
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To file for your claim, please contact our paying officer:
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Hello…[edit source]
Tik Tok has been userspaced. Your userspace is mostly like your personal sandbox. Unfortunately this happens for one of three reasons:
- It needs more work. It is too short, or consists of nothing except a list. One-liners get deleted quickly around here. We might have too many other similar articles, or maybe it was copied and pasted from elsewhere on the internet. Please be original.
- It 'needs more funny', is too ranty, appears to be random nonsense, or is too serious. Please review our writing guide at HTBFANJS for more information on improving the quality of your articles.
- It appears to be vanity about yourself, your band, your school, or anything that less than 50 people in the world can relate to. Please put this type of information on your userpage instead.
Please don't take it personally. We suggest you submit it for Pee Review and have it reviewed by an experienced editor before moving it back to the mainspace. – 
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