User talk:Coolidge

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Thank You!

This is quickly becoming a favorite hobby. I smell trouble...– Preceding unsigned comment added by 66.225.122.10 (talk • contribs) 04:52, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Hello Coolidge

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Also, I've reviewed your last few edits; good job indeed! You have the making to be a great Uncyc comedy writer. Welcome aboard!

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^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 21:56, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Korea

Please do not remove the categories and other translated languages at the bottom of the page or remove information that makes it clear that this is a disambiguation page. I have put some of your material that I found humorous into the South Korea article in the "Culture" section. I can understand your wanting to plug your new Korean American women article, but you might also consider getting that article Pee Reviewed for possible improvements so that it can be even better. Articles here are satire and parody, they should be funny to as many audiences as possible. A rant that sounds like its from someone who had his heart broken by a Korean woman is not funny. So if that is you, be careful which articles you edit so that it doesn't seem so personal. As a parody of an encyclopedia, we look for things like irony, exaggeration, and some of the stuff mentioned in HTBFANJS. The same thing over and over again in different articles with the same thing tends to be frowned upon. Hope this helps. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:25, May 29, 2012 (UTC)