User talk:Chickens101
Welcome![edit source]
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Weird.[edit source]
I think I'll call you groveler! Because you vandalized my page and linked to it from yours! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:40, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
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How do i make an article and not get it deleted??
- Yeah, sorry about that. It just wasn't really up to the right standard - it might have been funny to you, but no-one else really got it. A good guide to making your articles funny is over here - it's quite long, but it's well worth a read. Read that, then have a go at recreating it. Chances are it'll be better. --
15:29, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
And how about, for starters, you stop editing other users' pages? That's the second time now. ~
15:37, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Look, here you are, I've restored it to your userspace. If you try to move it back to the main space it will be deleted, but for now it's fine as a subpage. Have fun. -- 
11:54, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
Advice[edit source]
Things like this will get you banned. My advice: don't do thing like this. Learn a musical instrument instead. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:47, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- I heard that the harp is good for your cholesterol. ~
15:51, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- I heard that the harp is good for your cholesterol. ~
wuz up[edit source]
havent heard from u in wile wuts up?