User talk:Calamire

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Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 15:04, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Barack Obama

Welcome to Uncyclopedia! But you've elected to start by editing a controversial page. (On the current US President? Impossible....) A committee inspired by Brits rewrote the page entirely since Obama was elected. Their notion was to ridicule Obama's "paranoid" domestic opponents. Since then, I've gotten involved and introduced ambiguity as to whether it's paranoia at all.

Anyway, I reverted your first change--It's not true that Obama got his Nobel on Inauguration Day, only, as I say in the change summary, that nominations closed on I think his 11th day in office. Either assertion doesn't help the joke developed by the section--namely, that whenever he got it, he didn't earn it.

And I am on the edge of undoing your two quotes, as we have in the past undone new material that is simply pro-Obama or simply anti-Obama, no matter how clever. Read the article's Talk Page. Wanted to discuss it with you first (though someone else may revert it in the interim, and I think the above will be his reason). Spıke ¬ 23:21 18-May-10

Guinea Pig

I reviewed it here. If you have any questions or comments you can contact me on my talk page.-- (CUN) 03:09, September 16, 2010 (UTC)