User talk:Blkgardner

Test

This is an editing test Blkgardner 04:37, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

1. More testing blgdn 15:35, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

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You really have something with fat people, don't you?

Here. Take a look and tell me what you think. -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 18:07, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

• I Just doing some categorization.bl-asdf 18:12, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I was not mocking you, just showing some of my job on (apparently) purpose. -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 18:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey, since you like to categorize pictures, maybe you can find fun in adding some to this category:

• Category:Nightmares Made Flesh

I started populating it with pictures, which it lacked. The idea is putting the really - I mean really - scary pictures there. -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 00:50, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Where would someone normally find these type of images at?blkgardner 01:04, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I dunno. I thought you would know the way, as you are classifying pictures from other subjects. Maybe you can find them in articles with dark themes as satan, satanism, suicide, zombie, monster, belzebub, cthulhu, sadism, etc. -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 01:07, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Strangely (or not), those type of articles seem to be loaded with silly pics, while articles with G-rated subject matter (Semame St, ect) tend to have the scary stuff. blkgardner 01:10, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, quite weird... or not. Anyway, just in case you bump into something really ugly, now you know the right cat. Good job! -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 01:18, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Adoption Request Accepted

I accept the request. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 15:05, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

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