User talk:Benny Goodman

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Signing[edit source]

Remember to use four tildes (~~~~) when signing any comment or vote on uncyclopedia. Thanks. —Braydie 17:45, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Link[edit source]

I didn't write the link article but thanks for atributing it to me lol, one of my articles UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series is on VFH though --Uncle J 18:40, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

The author of the Link article is AhhDiddums

Thats ok lol, I mean I could have took credit for it, its a good article but I'm not like that. I'm not above advertising for votes though, vote for UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series, I'll even throw in a template lol --Uncle J 19:16, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Cardinals and Tigers[edit source]

Uncle J thanks you

Uncle J has awarded you a baseball signed by the Vatican City Cardinals for voting on UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series.

Thanks for your vote man, I hope this gets featured lol --Uncle J 19:35, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Two of my other articles were nominated but none were featured yet. I know this sounds terrible but I think my articles are way funnier than many of those on VFH. Two exceptions though are the Link article, that was awesome and UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl. which was written by Atomic Disturbance, those were awesome articles and I voted for both of them. --Uncle J 19:37, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah I guess some people just don't have the same sense of humour as me lol, I write my articles in a style that I find funny and Link and the Crying boy articles are written in a similar style, I find UnNews funnier than the regular articles usually anyways. To each their own, thanks for the vote btw --Uncle J 21:29, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Signature[edit source]

Hi, I noticed your sig doesn't have a text link. Just wanted to let you know you should only check "Raw signatures" if you're using a custom signature. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:37, 3 March 2007 (UTC)