User talk:Beer

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Editing from $7 has been blocked (disabled) by $1 for the following reason(s):

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This block has been set to expire: $6.

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Hello, Beer, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:

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Answer to your question

In this edit, you wondered why Cat the Colourful rollbacked something. Well, it was needed in the thing to make it work. Your edits are considered disruptive and some are vandalism. Your new pages are put up at UN:QVFD. I make myself very stern. This is a final warning. I clearly was mistaken when I welcomed you, but please look at the links above. If you do anything disruptive again, I will request you be

Block'd!

You can still read pages, but cannot edit, change, alter, modify, amend, revise, or create them.

Editing from $7 (your account, IP address, or IP address range) has been disabled by The Right Honourable $1 for the following reason(s):

$2

This block has been set to expire: $6. Block ID is $5.

You can watch Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep

More than likely, you were banned because you failed to read or understand The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian, How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, and/or Our Vanity Policy. If this is the case, or even if it's not, take some time to read these documents now.^[1]

After you've taken the time to read the above articles and you feel like you are ready to make useful contributions to Uncyclopedia, you may contact $1 or one (1) of the other administrators to discuss the block.^[2] If you are just an enthusiast marketing specialist, blanker, or vandal, it will probably give them a good laugh.

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It might be possible to plead your case on your talk page, over IRC, or on our Discord server if you didn't do anything really wrong, or if you can prove that you have fully educated yourself by reading the above articles. Log into the Uncyclopedia channel with the same username you use here, and start begging. Bring flowers, a positive attitude, and a cheery hello. None of those will help, but occasionally admins take pity on banees. (Often just before they get fired for being softies.)

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↑ Seriously. If you can't prove you know the basic rules and what we're trying to do here, you'll find the admins more than a bit chilly.
↑ Note that you may not use the "email this user" feature unless you have a valid email address registered in your user preferences. Also, don't email every admin unless you want the ban quadrupled (or worse).

.--Gale5050 Talk about BBBB 14:05, 24 September 2020 (UTC) It's Blocked! Beer (talk) 14:24, 24 September 2020 (UTC)

No. I'm not blocked. Gale5050 Complain about me! 13:04, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

Block'd!

Just kidding, never mind. Beer (talk) 13:06, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

Your recent contributions are disruptive, and you may be banned if you continue making these disruptive edits. Please stop your disruptive editing. Thanks. For your information, you were already requested to be banned, but I'll add TPA to be revoked. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 13:10, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

[1] Seriously. If you can't prove you know the basic rules and what we're trying to do here, you'll find the admins more than a bit chilly.

[2] Note that you may not use the "email this user" feature unless you have a valid email address registered in your user preferences. Also, don't email every admin unless you want the ban quadrupled (or worse).

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