User talk:BeNsOn

Please don't impersonate the Messiah. Thank you. --Jesus 22:19, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:21, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

2 people

Sure, Benson is as cool as two people, and has the same number of penises as two people, but Benson is certainly not two people. And two grade 10 people? Benson wouldn't be caught dead in grade 10. That is why Benson didn't go to school. Benson 12:14, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Stop Lying

JASON..stop lying. Don't make me post those pictures and soundclips that I made in History class of you talking about the Benson account!

Firstly, Benson is confuzzled... who is this Jason you are talking about? From the sounds of it, he has gotten laid the same number of times that Benson has lost at something - never. What was Benson talking about? Oh yeah, NOBODY LISTEN TO THIS WEIRD, MISGUIDED, GENDER-CONFUSED BOY! Benson 20:29, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Secondly, stop deleting Benson's posts on your talk page, or Benson shall become angered. Benson 20:38, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Thirdly, what do you mean "pictures and soundclips" you "made" in history class? You admit to making them? Yay! Benson finally solved a mystery! Now Benson is a regular Hardy Boy! And Benson has previously stated that Benson doesn't go to school because Benson's knowledge surpasses any knowledge that those "teachers" can "teach", so why would Benson be in any history class? GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR! Benson 20:38, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Please do not blank your own talk page. --User:Nintendorulez 12:24, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Please do not blank talk pages. That's a no-no. Even if it's your own page. --User:Nintendorulez 20:16, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

STOP BLANKING UR TALK PAGE

It is a bad idea. You can get eaten by a grue for it. If you like blanking pages, you can go here. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:47, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to your renewed talk page!

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One more thing:DONUT DELETE YOUR TALK PAGE!~ 03:22, 26 January 2009 (UTC)