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You saw those two rockets landing at the same time? The SpaceX people really should unionize. –01:44, 9 February 2018 (UTC)
Hey Bannedfromwikipedia, you seem like a pretty witty guy, and I noticed you stumbled upon your account again while creating a new HowTo. HowTo is my favorite series on Uncyclopedia, so I am glad to see someone contributing to it. I have moved your creation to your userspace (now accessible here) per Uncyclopedia policy on work-in-progress articles. Tidy it up there and when done, submit it to Pee Review for a user review of your work, or come visit us on the official Uncyclopedia Discord server for a real-time analysis of your article. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers! → 03:16 13 May 2019