User:Bannedfromwikipedia
Sir Bannedfromwikipedia DBE (see below), is a former Dildo Quality Control Expert turned Uncyclopedia writer vandal. After a year of medical leave due to Masturbation addiction, they are believed to be active on the platform again.
History[edit | edit source]
Bannedfromwikipedia illegally immigrated to Uncyclopedia.co in 2017 from the sister Wikia project after getting banned.
Works[edit | edit source]
List of Works[edit | edit source]
Bannedfromwikipedia has written several pitiful articles on Uncyclopedia. They range in quality but all occupy the bottom of the scale. You are invited to read them, and then throw fruit at your computer screen in disgust. I have ranked them from favorite to least favorite.
1. UnNews:Fishermen reel in MK15 Nuclear Bomb, plan to hang it on wall (this one was featured, for reasons that will never be fully understood) 2. UnNews:Rush Limbaugh accidentaly ties wrong part of brain behind back, goes into cardiac arrest 3. HowTo:Create a Cult 4. SpaceX 5. I'm a Bad Driver 6. UnNews:Vladimir Putin dumbfounded by the concept of free speech Somebody please delete this one. I disown it.
There are a few more in progress, but as with most urban megaprojects they will likely end up on "indefinite hold."
Writing Style[edit | edit source]
Bannedfromwikipedia's favorite humor styles include:
- Beating a dead joke over and over
- Name-Calling
- Insulting the reader
- Confusing the reader
- Poop Jokes
- Masturbation Jokes
- Overuse of Bold, Italics, Underline,
and especially strikethrough,because he can, dumbass! - Knock-Knock Jokes
Wait a moment...[edit | edit source]
"Knock Knock jokes? Are you kidding me? The others are bad enough, but what are we, five? Fuck this, I'm gonna go fucking kill ban this fool from Uncyclopedia forever before he can vandalize any more articles, that bastard!" — Most People, Especially Mods
Moving on...
Awards and Honors[edit | edit source]
Bannedfromwikipedia has won several rather mundane awards, if we're being honest, but is not humble in the slightest and wears them with pride. His first accolade came last year, when his article was featured after a lapse in moderator judgement. More recently, he was given the newly-created Disorder of the British Empire, for "significant contributions to the downfall and eventual collapse of modern society."
You have reached the bottom of this article[edit | edit source]
You scrolled all the way down here? Retard.
I'm done here.
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Did you expect to find something here? Too bad. This user is lazy and will most likely not put anything on this page except for this template. |