Sir Bannedfromwikipedia DBE (see below), is a former Dildo Quality Control Expert turned Uncyclopedia writer. After a year in a Coma, or something like that, they are believed to be active on the platform again.
Bannedfromwikipedia illegally immigrated to Uncyclopedia.co in 2017 from the sister Wikia project after getting banned.
List of Works
Bannedfromwikipedia has written
several a pitiful four articles on Uncyclopedia. All are of similar quality to a Pontiac Aztek or Yugo GV. You are invited to read them, and then throw fruit at your computer screen in disgust.
- UnNews:Vladimir Putin dumbfounded by the concept of free speech
- Flex Tape
- UnNews:Fishermen reel in MK15 Nuclear Bomb, plan to hang it on wall (this one was featured, for reasons that will never be fully understood)
- UnNews:Rush Limbaugh accidentaly ties wrong part of brain behind back, goes into cardiac arrest
- HowTo:Win a Roblox Flame War (incomplete)
Bannedfromwikipedia's favorite humor styles include:
- Beating a dead joke over and over
- Insulting the reader
- Confusing the reader
- Poop Jokes
- Masturbation Jokes
- Overuse of Bold, Italics, Underline,
and especially strikethrough,
because he can, dumbass!
- Knock-Knock Jokes
Wait a moment...
"Knock Knock jokes? Are you kidding me? The others are bad enough, but what are we, five? Fuck this, I'm gonna go
fucking kill ban this fool from Uncyclopedia forever before he can vandalize any more articles, that bastard!" — Most People, Especially Mods
Awards and Honors
Bannedfromwikipedia has won several rather mundane awards, if we're being honest, but is not humble in the slightest and wears them with pride. His first accolade came last year, when his article was featured after a lapse in moderator judgement. More recently, he was given the newly-created Disorder of the British Empire, for "significant contributions to the downfall and eventual collapse of modern society."
The true identity of Bannedfromwikipedia is unkown, but rumors suggest a 4-foot-six Asian man with tiny hands and extreme Microcephaly.
You scrolled all the way down here? Retard.
I'm done here.