User talk:987li

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Disambiguation pages

I've noticed that you've been making multiple disambiguation pages that have no function other than to link to Haley Joel Osment. This is not really the purpose of disambiguation pages, which serve either to link many related articles together, so if you could please stop making this disambig pages, it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:26, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Tags

Final warning. DO NOT REMOVE A FIX TAG! OK? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:11, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

I see you removed it again! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:29, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't ----~987li 06:46, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

Block removed, my mistake. But that page still needs fixing! Look at some other pages on this site to how they are formatted. Also sign all your comments. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:43, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

I've made changes into my page, and they are mostly grammaraticly correct, and spelling is mostly correct. I will make changes in the future if there are any problems. Many thanks. --~987li 06:46, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

You need to go to UN:SIG to create a signature that links what every you say or write back to your home page. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:59, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

Articles to fix (987li edit)

One of my articles to fix Emily Osment I already fixed it. Can you or one of the members or mods please check it out I don't want my articles to be removed! One of my articles to fix complaining Not enough humour, I read the HTBFANJS.--~987li 03:24, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

I took the tag off because though I still think it lacks a comic point of view, at least it isn't an abuse/stupid hate page filler which we often get here. I made a minor correction but I will trust you do improve it over time. For example the paragraph about her playing golf at the age of nine doesn't flow with the rest of the story. I would have put that at the end. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:48, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

Look

It's not the done thing to leave a number of half finished articles on the main space and start elsewhere. If you start them on your user page, they will not get deleted. I have reverted one of your links as well. Don't revert that and knock off creating disambiguation pages without asking someone. Also I see you are only linking pages you are working on with these links. Last warning. If you want anything moved/deleted - ask me. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:01, December 12, 2011 (UTC)