User talk:0987654321
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The Balloon welcomes you!
- Hello, 0987654321, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left...Not that far, goddammit! ...Yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:01, Nov 8
