User talk:-player2-

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For this...

...you get a day off. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:42, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Unbanned. Don't rickroll again. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:27, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

OK sorry.--- player2- 09:08, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

We had a rash of rickrolling here awhile ago. Many were killed. We don't like to talk about. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:03, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

I didn't know, how many were killed? Ah the Rick Roll: worse then the plague --- player2- 09:02, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

I read your article

HowTo:Kill someone with a spoon. It's good, but it needs more work. Put it on pee review so someone can review it and give you advice for it. --Docile hippopotamus 10:07, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Ok thanks--- player2- 09:09, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Your sig

That image needs to be smaller. As is, it breaks up lines of text and is extremely obnoxious in general. Make it small enough that it doesn't do that, please. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 06:29, May 17

ok i will do it--- player2- 09:10, 18 May 2009 (UTC)