User:Zombiebaron/Orange

This is the version of Orange that was deleted by Sannse on November 16. This version of the artice was originally created by Zombiebaron, but this archive does not represent his work at all.

Oranges are believed to have to come to earth aboard Oprah's spaceship in the year 2012, after it crash landed on Pluto after a war that 6 year war with Earth that was caused by Earth declaring Pluto to be "too lame to be in our group". It is unknown how exactly oranges were able to send us back in time, but a few theories have been thought up by various scientists. None of them will be elaborated in this article. It is, however, widely known that in the year 2276 they launched a massive assault on earth. This assault was successful in exterminating nearly 95% of Earth's population at the time. It has been rumored that if you are color blind, orange appears as banana, or if you are a Cuban-American of Swedish descent, orange looks like plum.

Time Travel

It has been known for centuries that oranges can time travel. It is never known if an orange is there or not, as they can cause quantum mutations due to a large amount of the protein known as p99.

Why Oranges Are Delicious

There are many reasons for oranges being delicious. The most widely accepted of those theories by Ivy League schools like Brown University and State University of New York is that oranges are in fact canned pears in disguise. This explains precisely why their deliciousness is actually immeasurable with modern technology. However, back in the time when oranges came from, there were such devices. Unfortunately, these are not invented yet.

The Great Orange War

In 2276, as already mentioned, the oranges rebelled against their cruel apple masters. When this happened, it led to mass human extinction. But, since apples had became the most dominant sentient life form in 2100, this was only 11.78548 people. Through the use of diamond paradox research, the oranges were able to create such a time paradox that it warped them back to the present day, and all throughout history.

Rhyming

As most know, nothing rhymes with the word 'orange'. This is in fact untrue. There are many words, like borange, and korange, and lorange, and dorange, that rhyme with orange. The lie that nothing rhymes with orange was perpetrated by the Malaysian governement as part of their plan to summon Satan and Buddha simulataneously, and then overwhelm them with a world that does not know words that rhyme with orange, enslaving them for use in the war against Black Jesus.