User:Xdddre
André Alves Pontes (born *month* 21,1991),also known as xDDDre on the internet,is a brazilian cyborg screenwriter/director with psychological problems.
Early life[edit | edit source]
André was born in a small city called Resende,then he moved to Rio De Janeiro at the age of eight. André didn't have many friends when he moved to Rio, then he became very addicted to his Playstation and before the "Brazilian Internet Phenomenon" he was already very addicted to the internet too.
At the age of 14 (2006) André invented his own nickname "xdddre" so he could subscribe to lots of sites such as Wikipedia,YouTube,GameSpot,Fotolog,etc. In 2006 André became very sadistic, all his schoolmate's (including his girlfriend's) parents were afraid of him then began forcing their kids to stop talking to him. His schoolmates used to underestimate him,because he was kind of stupid and gay,but he knew lots of useless stuff.
And André used to say: " VOCÊS VÃO VER !! EU VOU FICAR FAMOSO CUNS MEUS FILMES E VOCÊS NÃO!!!!" wich means " Fuck you all,im the best and fuck the rest...ill be famous and you guys wont,cocksckers!!!" in English.
André dropped out the school at 2008 because he couldn't make it. Then he started trying to sell his screenplays in Brazil but people there didn't give a fuck to his bloody action movies...
Career[edit | edit source]
André moved to Canada he wanted to go to California,but he was afraid of the San Andreas Fault ) as a Storyboarder,he made the storyboard of "Spider-Man 5","Misson Impossible 5" and "Harry Potter 5".In 2010 and sold his first screenplay "SNUFF" (mostly based on the game MANHUNT) to Jack Thompson,from Lion Gates Films. The movie was very controversial but economists estimate that André earned 7 million with it. André,considering himself rich,stopped storyboarding and started to write more screenplays then moved to San Diego.Since 2010 André wrote "Snuff","Spree Killers","Wild West Bounty Hounters","What's going on?" and "Nowaday Bounty hunters".
In a recent interview he said that he is woking in a movie based on the videogame character 'Duke Nukem' and in the game of his own movie "Nowadyas Bounty Hunters". He said that he still very addicted to his videogame.
Personal Life[edit | edit source]
André is living somewhere in San Diego with his Secret-Wife and their two kids... He says people are wrong about the way he raises his kids,he may be 'evil' but he still a good father. Recently he said in an interview "well,fuck those people.. my kids are ok,they dont use drugs neither kill people!!! But if they wanted it,i would let 'em..but they won't,i know that" His kids are really normal and better them he was at school... they say that he is very cool and plays videogame with them,they say that his movies are sometimes too violent but they still interesting... ((wich means this serial fucking killer let his own kids watch his own realistic and ultra-violent movies))