User:Xander/Kill On Sight

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“Death to the Mexicans!”

~ Alex on illegal immigration

Kill on Sight is a term that pertains to things that nobody likes or entities associated with controversial topics. With personal preferences present amongst people, it can be applied to all manner of subjects. Speaking about application...

Application

Things, to most people, that must be killed on sight include the following:

• Jack Thompson
• Tree hugging hippies
• Illegal immigrants
• IWETHEY
• Fan fiction and its writers

In today's issues

Alex had a proposition for the president regarding the problem of illegal immigration. He told him:

“ Mr. President, I propose that border patrol officers shoot ANY immigrants coming to our borders from Central America. Don't we have them patrolled for a reason? Besides, everyone associates Americans with laziness so it's best that the action be done. The riots, dude, the riots. If we have people on patrol kill every immigrant that passes through them, then nobody will riot. It may be a waste of ammunition, but trust me, it's going to work. ”

Of course, should an action like that may tarnish the reputation of the good 'ol USA, they couldn't be worse than ISIS or themselves during tragic times.