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Fiery Asshole
Ass-hole.jpeg
My trap so I can get some ass.
Also Called:
fiery ass,
Category:
Poop
Type:
fiery gas
Location:
On humans exclusively
Start Date:
1337
End Date:
When you die
Creator:
AAAAAAAAAA!
Significance:
100% important.
Related To:
Shit, Poop Cuisine, ect...

An ass used to be a thing that humans pound along with bitches. And we love it. But recently, Scientists have found out that an ass can shit out fire like a flamethrower. Need to kill a Grue? shit out some fire. Want to cause some Arson? Pass some fire with your ass. Want to burn your boyfriend's cock? Fart out fire. Want to kill someone with some fire? Poop out some fire! There are ways to stop spreading feces, and start shitting out fire! It shouldn't take very long and it's real easy!

Step 1, get an ass[edit | edit source]

You can ride an ass, you can pound an ass, and the best part is you're on fire if you do this! But how do you get an ass? Well, it's a step by step process. But it shouldn't take long.

Yes, but what do I need?[edit | edit source]

You WILL need...

  • A well,
  • A bucket that is capable of lifting some asses,
  • Some strong rope,
  • And last but not least, an entire village or the entire population of Vatican City.

First, make sure that you're community has a well. if not, you need a shovel and some strong digging skills.

Next, Tie the bucket to the rope which you tie it onto the well. Make sure you tie it loosely, It'll tie itself

You use some bate, (Preferably some cock) and you stick it onto the bucket which should be turned upside down. An ass will turn up eventually.

If it bites the bate, the ass should be stuck in the trap.

Then finally, use the population to lift it up. (should take 6 weeks or so. Depends on how big the village population is.)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed step 1!. Now lets go to step 2.

Step 2, Open up Internet Exploder[edit | edit source]

For those non-Windows users, Microsoft Internet Explorer is a web browser that is dubbed "the worst web browser ever." And you may be correct, but I tried to use Opera, Firefox, and Google Chrome. It didn't work on there since the website is to old fashion. Plus it only uses Norton Antivirus that is usually built into Internet Explorer.

Wait! You said Internet Exploder and now you're saying Internet Explorer? WTF?[edit | edit source]

Well, Internet Explorer has a lot of nicknames and I mean A LOT! Anyways, back on topic, You gotta go to Amazon.com and purchase some special gasoline and some special matches. For Linux users, there should already be an Amazon link on your "Taskbar" assuming you're using Ubuntu. For Mac users, install VirtualBox and Windows 7.

Why the hell do I need to purchase some special stuff when I can go to the hardware store and get them myself?[edit | edit source]

The authorities will get suspicious. Buying it online makes it discreet. {{tip|right|

So? I have a rifle with me, I can kill them.[edit | edit source]

Fuck you.

Oh! Just continue on dumbass.[edit | edit source]

Ahem, anyways, Now you're ready for step 3!

Step 3, create a homemade flamethrower[edit | edit source]

Wait, i thought we were doing this discreetly.[edit | edit source]

Well, we're doing this in a garage.

Oh...[edit | edit source]

Anyways, what you're gonna need is...

  • A leafblower,
  • The gasoline,
  • and the match.

First, pour the gasoline in the leafblower. Not too much, you don't wanna burn it. And you needed for other purposes.

Next, Light the match on the flamethrower.

Then, Fire that baby up. It should be blowing out fire. If not, maybe you poured too little. Or the gasoline was faulty or expired.

Last, start a forest fire to see if it's working properly.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed step 3. Now we'll go to the last step!

Step 4, burn that bitch![edit | edit source]

Once after you crafted the flamethrower and it works, you're ready to get the Ass lit. Just burn the furry ass Until it reaches 700 degrees F.

Wait, wouldn't it kill the ass?[edit | edit source]

Nah, asses are immune to fire. Anyways, after you burnt it till it's lit, you have created a fiery ass. Now go tell mom that you burnt the ass.