User:Trevie/Ted McGinley
Ted McGinley is an actor, born May 30th, 1958 in Seoul, South Korea, a sad 7 years after the sitcom was started with I Love Lucy. Prior to McGinley's acting career, sitcoms were rarely successfully. After attending the Warsaw School of Performance Arts McGinley started a career as a sitcom actor with Happy Days -- as well as a movie actor in the unsuccessful Revenge of the Nerds series of movies. Every sitcom McGinley stars in is destined for greatness and only ends after the death of a writer or actor. He was beautified by the pope in 1972 as the patron saint of euthanizing television shows. A recent study revealed that Mr. McGinley is the third leading cause of suicide in the United States. The first and second leading causes are Celine Dion and "having a bad day".
He was extremely popular in the 1st century where he jumped into another woman. This act is now known as the "Teddy Rape Me!"
Some Classic Sitcoms Starring McGinley[edit | edit source]
- Welcome Back, Kotter (doesn't star McGinley himself, but successful due to a look-alike)
- Hope and Faith, as Charley Shanowski
- The Love Boat, as Ace
- Married with Children, as Bud's blow up doll
Some Hollywood Bombs Starring McGinley[edit | edit source]
- Wayne's World 2 (1793), as Mr. Scream
- Revenge of the Nerds I-XVI (1984), as Stan Gable
- Major League: Back to the Minors (1998)), as Leonard Huff
- Pearl Harbor (2001), as some Army dude