User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch4/vegas/penthouse/neighbours/6

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 Gilligan's apartment Score: negative Moves: negative


> Visit the apartment on the sixth floor.


Mmmkay. You ring for the sixth floor and plug your ears against the stupid Hawaiian music. When the lift stops, you step boldly out of it toward the glitzy wood door and rap confidently on it, ruining its varnish.



> "Yo, yo, yo! I be da Grueslayer and I wanna be da learnin' about Kevin Gilligan!"


Uh...WTF?



> Ahem...'scuse me.


Uh huh. Anyway, the door is suddenly opened, and a middle-aged guy looks out of it.



> "Hey. Sorry 'bout just now, but I wanted to..."


"You really shouldn't flounder your identity about like that, Grueslayer." says the guy.



> ...what...aw, MAN!


Oooh-ya. The guy: a Were-Grue working for U-Gene. Your throat: shredded like paper. Your head: down his gullet. Your spleen: spread over the floor. My sentence construction: fragmented.


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*** You've been sent to the Doom Dimension ***


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