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Grueslayer
| Gilligan's apartment
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Score: negative
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Moves: negative
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> Go to the apartment on the eleventh floor.
You ring for the eleventh floor and have to endure the dumb Hawaiian music for an indecent amount of time before the elevator finally stops and opens up. Stepping forward, you ring the bell of the door, which in a few minutes is opened by a teenager. He's long-haired, careless-looking, and overall looks like he takes quite a casual attitude to life.
> "Heya. I need to learn a bit about the guy who lives above you."
The young man apparently takes to your very obvious lack of any social etiquette. "Gilligan?" he says. "Sure, come in." You follow him into the apartment, which smells distinctly of weed.
"My parents are out." says the kid. "Anyway, I dunno much about Gilligan, but I do know he's got one stupidly complex security system on his apartment. I figured that out when me and some friends tried break in to steal drug money and rape his hooker. All m'friends died. Which was damn funny to watch, but it probably won't be fun to have it happen to you. Your best bet's probably to blow a hole in our roof and climb into his apartment through there."
> "Cool. Let's do that."
"Okay." says the kid. He disappears for a minute and reappears with a rocket launcher. "This is my dad's from when he was in 'Nam." he says, and aims the launcher at the roof directly above your heads. Uh, did I mention this kid is stoned out of his mind?
> ...think I can guess what happens.
Oh yeah; as the both of you learn, the roof is immensely heavy. Luckily, you two are the only casualties, and the kid's parents manage to get an even better apartment with the insurance money, rid of their degenerate son for good.
> ...please stop trying to make me feel better.
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
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