User:The fatgoat/Userboxes

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user wants BACON featured.

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is a complete, irredeemable bridge. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and google at a band.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user has eye beams.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)