User:The PS2 Guy/Borat Sagdiyev
Borat Sagdiyev, also known as "Borat", (born 27 February 1972) is the prophet of the Mighty Hawk Ukhtar, famous TV journalist, & the current President of Kazakhstan.
President Borat Sagdiyev Президент Борат Сағдиев | |
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 Borat in exile, 2011 | |
| President | |
| Prime Minister | No one |
| Vice President | Azamat Bagatov |
| Preceded by | Kassym-Jomart Tokayev |
| Succeeded by | No one |
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| Nationality | Kazakh |
| Political party | Marioist/Stalinist |
| Spouse(s) | Roxana (m. 1988, d. 2007), Luenell (m. 2007—) |
Birth[edit | edit source]
Borat was born in the quaint village of Kuzcek, in the Kazakh Soviet Social Republic in the Soviet Union. Born to loving parents, I think, Asimbala and Boltok "The Nazist" Sagdiyev. Borat was born in 1972 from his mother, who was only 9 when pregnant.
Family[edit | edit source]
As mentioned, his parents are Asimbala and Boltok, often nicknamed "The Nazist". He also has four children Huey Lewis, born Hooeyluigi, Gay Luigi and twins Bilak and Biram. He presumably has a cousin named taroB which has committed several war crimes in various places and is often confused with him.
Presidential Campaign[edit | edit source]
After former president Kassym-Jomart Tokayev stepped down from presidency, Borat broke into the government building in Nur-Sultan and said the presidential pledge and legally became president. His first act as president was deporting all Jews for fear of "sucking our beautiful Kazakh minds out of skull".
Borat's relations[edit | edit source]
In 1997, Borat met Mario "Jumpman" Mario, the leader of Nintendo. His cousin Luigi, tired of always being in the shadow of his older cousin, snitched about the secrets of Borat's foundation.
Luckily for Borat, the Greeks, Armenians, Nazis, NYPD and Kurds didn't care at first but, unfortunately for Borat, they sold off the secrets to the Bloods and Crips for a ludicrous sum of money. This utter betrayal not only let the Bloods and the Crips steal all of Borat and Mario's resources and cripple his mushroom empire, but also broke poor Mario's heart and psyche.
You're starting to piss me off, Elon![edit | edit source]
Elon would finally criticize Borat's movie because it got banned in the United States. He also made fun of him and called him "retarded" and a "Jew hater" for having ADHD and deporting Jews, Nazis and Americans. He even called Elon Musk's SpaceX project "IdiotX" and kicked his ass so hard for insulting the president.
