User:The PS2 Guy/Borat Sagdiyev

Borat Sagdiyev, also known as "Borat", (born 27 February 1972) is the prophet of the Mighty Hawk Ukhtar, famous TV journalist, & the current President of Kazakhstan.

President Borat Sagdiyev Президент Борат Сағдиев
President
Prime Minister	n/a
Vice President	Azamat Bagatov
Preceded by	Kassym-Jomart Tokayev
Succeeded by	n/a
Personal details
Born	February 27, 1972 Kuzcek, Kazakhstan
Nationality	Kazakh
Political party	Marioist/Stalinist
Spouse	Rosalina Rosie Sagdiyeva (m. 1988, d. 2007), Pauline (2009–)

Birth

Borat was born in the quaint village of Kuzcek, in the Kazakh Soviet Social Republic in the Soviet Union. Born to loving parents, I think, Asimbala and Boltok "The Nazist" Sagdiyev. Borat was born in 1972 from his mother, who was only 9 when pregnant.

Rare drawing on Borat's childhood desk.

Family

As mentioned, his parents are Asimbala and Boltok, often nicknamed "The Nazist". He also has four children Huey Lewis, born Hooeyluigi, Gay Luigi and twins Bilak and Biram. He presumably has a cousin named taroB which has committed several war crimes in various places and is often confused with him.

Presidential Campaign

After former president Kassym-Jomart Tokayev stepped down from presidency, Borat broke into the government building in Nur-Sultan and said the presidential pledge and legally became president. His first act as president was deporting all Jews for fear of "sucking our beautiful Kazakh minds out of skull".

Borat's presidential portrait.

Borat's claimed image of "Jewjitsu" the way Jews "suck brains out"