You are reading the user page for some person named Techokami. You should rather read about something clearly funnier.
Techokami is rumored to be a human living in Massachussetts and studying the black arts of computers. However, these are all clearly lies. He is in reality a furry male wolf with colbalt fur, living on a secret island due south of Japan, and studying the black art of robotics and computers. His recent creation, Goonbot, is an IRC robot that exerts sentinence in place of intelligence, namely because people don't want soulless brainiacs for automated butlers. His current project, known simply as Project: Naoshi, aims to create a sentinent bipedal robot armed with homing missles.
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