User:Super Jesus

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This user is elite.

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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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ubx– crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

ubx– crapload

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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subliminal!

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This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is cooler than you.

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This user is a deluded egomaniac.

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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user has eye beams.

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.