User:Super Jesus

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This user is elite.

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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user
is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

.
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
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subliminal!
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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