User:Spiraling

This user is randomly squishy and indecisive. Or is it ambiguous? You tell it.

And now, muffins. We'll be back after this short break.

17-G

This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.

17-G

fr-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

fr-1

gbs-4

This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level.

gbs-4

ja-X

This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers .

ja-X

ns-E

This user only speaks Newspeak because it was a required course in school.

ns-E

sa-N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

sa-N

tlh-0

This user does not understand Klingon (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

tlh-0

ow-2

This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under their bed and really wants to read them.

ow-2