User:Sonic80/Bush-Dolphin War

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Those bastards have been bombing our buildings[1] for much too long! It's finally time we take a stand!

“My fellow citizens, at this hour American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm the dolphin insurgents, to free the people[2] and to defend the world's oceans from grave danger. On my orders, coalition forces have begun randomly attacking spots in the pacific oceans, which may turn out to be targets of military importance to undermine the Dolphin Overlord's ability to wage war[3]. These are opening stages of what will be a broad and concerted campaign[4]. More than 35 countries have said they might give crucial support, from supportive pats on the back, to turning the other way in the face of many, many war-crimes that will undoubtedly happen. Every nation in this coalition has chosen to bear the duty and share the honor of serving in our common defense maybe. To all of the men and women of the United States armed forces now in the Middle Eastern part of the Pacific Ocean, the peace of a troubled world and the hopes of an oppressed people[2] now depend on you.

That trust is well placed I hope.”

~ George W. Bush declares war on the dolphins.

The Bush-Dolphin War was a short, but bloody encounter, initiated and commanded by President George W. Bush against the malicious unnamed Dolphin Overlord. The Overlord showed reckless use of the army, no mercy in his attacks, and a complete disregard for human life. The Dolphin Overlord also exhibited a complete disregard for dolphin life, but proved to be tactically much better, despite the overwhelming loss.

Leading up to the War[edit | edit source]

August 2005[edit | edit source]

September 2005[edit | edit source]

March 2007[edit | edit source]

References[edit | edit source]

  1. Stealing our oil
  2. Dolphins
  3. Or whatever the oceanic equivalent is
  4. The whole Pacific Ocean