User:Someguyudontknow/Mexico
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Las Republica de Mexicanos!!! El Paise que ase la Manila Massacre Mexico | |||||
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Motto: "AUG!AUG!AUG!" | |||||
Anthem: Screw Tio Luis | |||||
Capital | Los Angeles | ||||
Largest city | Mexico City | ||||
Official language(s) | Espanol, Mexican, English, Gibberish, Americanise | ||||
Government | |||||
President | Mister Grinch | ||||
‑ Prime Minister | Tony Montana | ||||
‑ Governor General | Godzilla | ||||
National Hero(es) | Espranza Rising, Diego Maradona, Juan the Oil Guy, Cable the Larry Guy | ||||
Declaration of Independence | Bajillons of Years ago | ||||
Currency | Peso, Cocao Beans | ||||
Religion | Roman Catholic | ||||
Major exports | Soccer, Tacos, Donas, and other crap | ||||
Major imports | Possibly everything else |