User:Sebastian19276

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Sebastian19276[edit | edit source]

His alternate life[edit | edit source]

Sebastian19276 is a clone of a Great Leader of (straight) Men. As you can see, it didn't work. He tried his hand at everything: ferry captaineering, plane piloting, tour bus driving, and even train driving. Somebody should have warned him about carrying the olympic torch. None of those worked out too well. Better luck next time, Sebastian19276!!!!!