User:Scoomb

This user is cooler than you.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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Don't make a move. I'm watching you.

Welcome to me. I have wondered into Uncyclopedia and thought it was much funnier than ED. *Whatever happened to lame but funny websites?*

I use a lot, therefore I'm a user. Scoomb usually edits and picks out speelinh miss-takes, adds a few S-M-R-T comments and uploads picas. That is the world of me, the use a lot.

Using my boxes

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