User:Sarpedon of Adiabene/Assyro-Chaldo-Syriac-Arameans
The Assyro-Chaldo-Syriac-Arameans are a washed-out race of people native to either the Levant in the Middle East (you know, that place where Osama Bin Laden was born) or the Caucasus region of Western Asia (that place with the crazy genocidal drunks), but have only migrated to their present so-called "homeland" in northern Iraq, northern Syria, northeastern Iran, and southeastern Turkey, two thousand years ago, give or take a few couple hundred of years. The first thing that should be established about the Assyro-Chaldo-Syriac-Arameans (yes, you'd better spell out that whole name) is that they are most certainly definitely NOT the descendants of the ancient Assyrians, a very CRUEL, EVIL and BARBARIC group of proto-Arabs who formed the world's first and only uncivilized "civilization."
Now that we've got that crucial fact out of the way, here's a bunch of facts about this pathetic Middle Eastern minority.
History[edit | edit source]
“The truth is that the assyrians are extinct. No one liked them because the assyrians were cruelly EVIL! so they killed every assyrian they saw!”
– knowledgeable Assyro-Chaldo-Syriac-Aramean historian Suryoye 4ever on those so-called modern "Assyrians."
Religion[edit | edit source]
The Assyro-Chaldo-Syriac-Arameans overwhelmingly follow Christianity in the present times, which means that they will never be able to achieve anything, unlike their Muslim neighbors, who following the much more modern and progressive religion of Islam. The latter is clearly a much more chic and fashionable religion, as it was invented more than 600 years after the advent of former. The fact that Assyro-Chaldo-Syriac-Arameans still follow an older religion than Islam shows how backwards and BARBARIC these people really are.
Identity[edit | edit source]
The Assyro-Chaldo-Syriac-Arameans are naturally a very divided group of people.
