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Sochi
Sochi Skyscrapers.jpg
A typical Sochi winter.
Motto: Cute name!
Settlement typeSportsplex
ProvinceKrasnodar Krai
CountryRussia
Established1838
Re-Established1919 (by Josef Stalin)
Re-Re-Established2014 (by the IOC)
PopulationAnywhere from zero to over 9000
Note to self: Try to find better quotes. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly.pngIcons-flag-us.pngIcons-flag-jm.png Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d!

“That's a cute name for a city, especially when it's a Commietown infested with sports addicts who like to pretend they're promoting world peace.”

~ Stephen Colbert on Sochi

“In Soviet Russia, the Olympics play YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Sochi 2014

Sochi is a city in Russia, considered by many to be the go-to place when you've just been in Siberia for months.