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| Sochi | |
|---|---|
| Sportsplex | |
 A typical Sochi winter. | |
| Motto: Cute name! | |
| Province | Krasnodar Krai |
| Country | Russia |
| Established | 1838 |
| Re-Established | 1919 (by Josef Stalin) |
| Re-Re-Established | 2014 (by the IOC) |
| Population | Anywhere from zero to over 9000 |
- Note to self: Try to find better quotes. ~ QZEKЯOM
Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d!
“That's a cute name for a city, especially when it's a Commietown infested with sports addicts who like to pretend they're promoting world peace.”
– Stephen Colbert on Sochi
“In Soviet Russia, the Olympics play YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on Sochi 2014
Sochi is a city in Russia, considered by many to be the go-to place when you've just been in Siberia for months.
 | Not much is known about the Sochi Winter Olympics. That's probably because it won't happen for another two years. You can help Uncyclopedia by enjoying London 2012 while it lasts. |