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2007 Gold Cup of Bloodbath
Mata la Americano!
Teams 16
Host Mexico
Champions Mexico
Matches Played ???
Kills Scored I dont give a ****!
Attendance 98,453,333
Total Deaths 74,632,543

The 2007 Bloodbath Gold Cup was a North American bloodbath championship that was hosted and won by Mexico. Surprises here that Giuseppe Nazi and David Villa got citizenship to play in the cup. Mexico won the cup defeating there old foes USA and won there 5th title. Nobody knows why. USA, Canada, Cuba, and Guatemala tried hosting it, but Mexico "borrowed" a Nuke from Russia (England refused to give a bomb to Mexico) and destroyed the capitals.

Mexico 2007[edit | edit source]

Mexico, United States, Canada, Cuba, and Guatemala all bid for the Cup. Mexico was losing to the United States ten to eight votes, with Cuba with seven, Guatemala with seven, and Canada with six. Mexico was in big trouble. Mexico decided to "borrow" a bomb from Russia, when originally it was England, but the Brits liked the Americans too much. So they decided not too. So Mexico gone to Russia. Getting the Bomb destroying the capitals of the bidding nations. Mexico was chosen as host by default.

Seeding[edit | edit source]

They were announced in 2006 after the World Cup.

Pot A Pot B Pot C Pot D

Icons-flag-mx.png Mexico
Icons-flag-us.png United States
Icons-flag-ca.png Canada
Icons-flag-gl.png Greenland

Icons-flag-bs.png Bahamas
Icons-flag-cr.png Costa Rica
Icons-flag-cu.png Cuba
Icons-flag-sv.png El Salvador

Icons-flag-gt.png Guatemala
Icons-flag-vc.png St.Vincent
Icons-flag-tt.png Trinidad
Icons-flag-hn.png Honduras

Icons-flag-jm.png Jamaica
Icons-flag-pa.png Panama
Icons-flag-pr.png Puerto Rico
Icons-flag-mq.png Martinique