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“A Mandingo ate my baby!”

The Mandingo is one fine looking creature, put on earth to serve the needs of woman and scare the shit out of white men.

History

Mandingos are the product of repeated couplings of Mandinka and big black men from Africa. Mandingo's are endowed with many talents, one of which is the ability to make the white man jealous and the white woman wanton!!!

The white man is always keeping the Mandingo down.

Released into the open, the Mandingos quickly spread, dominating most of the African continent with the exception of the gorillas, who continue to lord over the Mandingo's their ability to jump higher and swing further through the trees.

Mandingos were prized as Slaves. Slave owners understood the brute force of their strength. Slave owner's wives understood that these men were better equipped to do the jobs that needed to be done. Southern romance writers understood that when you mixed a Mandingo with an oversexed wife on a steamy bayou, it equals big BIG book sales and hefty movie rights as well.

Appearance

Mandingos

  • look like men
  • walk like men
  • quack like men

So they must be men.

Some of the more popular Mandingo activities include looking hot, looking sexy and looking hot and sexy. When they are looking hot and sexy, they are threatening the white man who can not measure up to the Mandingo standard. At least they can't without a strap-on.

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