User:Orangutang94/Morgan Wallen
Morgan Wallen (born May 13, 1993) is a "country, pop, rap... whatever" musician from God's country. He is to country music what Chris Brown is to R&B,[1] minus the woman beating part. The reason: he gets the Chris Brown treatment by the mainstream media and leftist Redditors for being a rowdy, whiskey guzzling, womanizing troublemaker with a rugged voice, rugged demeanor, and was caught saying the n-word once while hammered and tossing a folding chair off a balcony in Nashville.
Despite this, Wallen remains one of country music's biggest stars. And he gets all the ladies despite all the hate, all due to his kickass song hooks and using hip hop beats in his brand of country music.
Child Hood[edit | edit source]
Discovered and ditched by NBC[edit | edit source]
Wallen was discovered by Adam Levine and invited to take part of The Voice. However, due to NBC's wokeness, he got kicked off the show during the semifinals for being a redneck bad boy and distracting 69% of all female fans of the show from supporting the LGBTQ-friendly, industry-plant contestants. Don't matter, though, as Morgan Wallen took his fans with him and did his own thang.
To make it up to him, NBC later tried to invite him back to Saturday Night Live, but cancelled because he partied during COVID, saying "fuck 'em masks". Then they invited him back and had him do a skit. Then they invited him again, but after seeing first-hand how "woke" the show was, Morgan dipped in the middle of the show to get back to God's Country.
It remains unknown if SNL will invite Morgan Wallen back a third time. Most say no, but he's simply irresistible, even to the most far-left Hollywood actresses and singers. Just ask Lana Del Rey.
Rise to stardom[edit | edit source]
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Morgan Wallen is apparently a womanizing deadbeat dad, according to his ex-fiance and mother of his child K.T. Smith, who told us this after she divorced her second husband in two years and tried to get Morgan back. In short, we guess Wallen's the Problem, though she might be the reason.
Rowdiness[edit | edit source]
Discography[edit | edit source]
- I know me, I can handle another drink (2018)
- Feelin' Dangerous (2021)
- One Drink at a Time (2023)
- You're the Problem (2025)
