User:Orangutang94/Morgan Wallen

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Morgan Wallen is to country music what Chris Brown is to R&B, minus the woman beating part. He's just a rowdy, whiskey guzzling, womanizing troublemaker with a rugged voice, rugged demeanor, and was caught saying the n-word and tossing a folding chair off a balcony in Nashville. And he gets all the ladies despite all that, all due to his kickass song hooks and using hip hop beats in his brand of country music.

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Discovery by NBC[edit | edit source]

Wallen was discovered by Adam Levine and invited to take part of The Voice. However, due to NBC's wokeness, he got kicked off the show during the semifinals for being a redneck bad boy and distracting 69% of all female fans of the show from supporting the LGBTQ-friendly, industry-plant contestants. Don't matter, though, as Morgan Wallen took his fans with him and did his own thang.