User:Ollie Garkey
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“I salute you, sir!”
“Truly one of the greatest minds ever to grace this earth.”
Ollie Garkey, born Oliver Rand Garkey, is the best user evar. Coming events will prove this fact. It will be truly epic.
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This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin
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This user does not speak Correct English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Correct English speakers. |
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head. |
| bu-N | This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. |
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This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart. |