User:OPOSSUM/Opossumopedia/Beat a Dead Shoe Contest
The Beat a Dead Shoe contest is an ongoing vandalism competition on Uncyclopedia in which participants add the word "moccasin(s) to OPOSSUM's userpage as many times as they can. The contest is open to anyone,[citation needed] including bots. It started on January 11, 2026 [citation needed] and will end at 0:00, January 13 UTC.
Announcement[edit | edit source]
In Forum:Last person to edit wins, OPOSSUM announced the contest and his motives for starting it.
“
Vandalize OPOSSUM's Userpage and Become the Next Moccasin Man!
I'm sorry, guys, but I am officially DONE with moccasins. Maybe Chicken4War was right after all.
I, OPOSSUM, the guy who started the "moccasins" thing, the original Moccasin Man, am sick of 'em. Basically everone on this site (including me, of course) has spammed those poor shoes to death. So I am starting the "Beat a Dead Shoe" Moccasin Man Competition!
Rules!
- Vandalize the fuck out of my (OPOSSUM's) userpage!
- Whoever writes the word "moccasin" or "moccasins" the most times will become the next Moccasin Man.
- Results will be counted at 0:00 AM, January 13, UTC.
- I will count the full number of moccasins each user spams using CTRL+F.
- Do not add more than 100 "moccasin"s in a single edit. If you do, you'll be disqualified.
- Happy vandalism!
Get ready!!!!! This is a bad idea, but I must do what I must do.
”
– OPOSSUM
Every Uncyclopedia page needs a table[edit | edit source]
| Competitor | Number of moccasins | Disqualified? |
|---|---|---|
| put stuff here |
Results[edit | edit source]
Soviet's Bot won the competition and got a userbox.
 | This user is Soviet's Bot, the one true Moccasin Man. |