User:OPOSSUM/Opossumopedia/Moccasins

Opossumopedia: Moccasins

Believe it or not, OPOSSUM seldom wears moccasins, even though he was the one who popularized the shoe as an inside joke on Uncyclopedia. OPOSSUM is most commonly seen wearing Adidas Superstars (crazy, don't you think?) OPOSSUM's dad loves moccasins, however, and OPOSSUM wishes that he could have been able to wear moccasins during his July 2024 trip to Alaska… even though those shoes would definitely get dirty.

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