User:Nezlr/Welcome to To the Coldest Place on Earth!
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Frozenland ZOMFG GET ME OUT OF HERE! Hell Frozen Over | |||||
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| Motto: "ITS FUCKING COLD" | |||||
| Anthem: "The list of 100 reasons why I hate where I live" | |||||
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| Capital | Wallsall or War Saw (Piła bojowa) renamed to Duckburg (Kaczogród) in 2005 | ||||
| Largest city | Antarctica | ||||
| Official language(s) | Freezing sound effects | ||||
| Government | Anarchy | ||||
| Supreme Asshole | Inumakkalakaman | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Arnold Schwartzenegger (A.K.A. Mr. Freeze in that one crappy Batman Movie) | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Was never taken over. Was too frickin' cold for explorers to dare to conquer. | ||||
| Currency | Icicles | ||||
| Religion | They worship a giant Iceberg. Icebergism? | ||||
“It's frickin cold here!”
Welcome to the single-most cold place that has ever existed on this planet.