User:Mr-ex777/Facts about YOU!

This guy is way better than you.

you are more like this. alas, you were crafted from the hands of a furry just like this picture.

These are the facts about you. You should be ashamed of yourself.

General

• You are a worthless peice of air and space.
• You do not have any friends or family.
• UR MOM IS SOOO GHEY
• You Should be doing something more productive, but you are not.
• YOU DID WTC, Not the jews, osama or Jaws.
• You are the ultimate form of faggotry.
• You suck.
• Your only "friends" are your xbox, your anime figures, and your world of warcraft.
• If you win, the world loses. but you are so epic that you won't win at everything.
• You fail at all.
• You are YOU.

Internet

• You are a furry and a brony It is the same thing.
• As a result, You join DeviantART in their crusade to ruin fucking everything and bring cancer to every franchise. You submit artwork of anthromorphic pokemon fucking anthromorphic ponies in the ass, and despite your sick fantasies, you managed to get at least 18000 fantards to join you, you may think that you are popular, but you are not. you just have an inflated self ego.
• And once upon a time, you tried to draw "sexy" versions of every single pokemon. and you drew a tyrogue with boobs and cock, then BAM! you're dead, but you created at least 5 accounts (which got banned one-by-one) and you would write journals about how da sucks or something, as well as calling your fantards to flame all who oppose you. In reality if you were not a gigantic sick fuck you would not get banned. Good job, the admins gave up. Way to go for spreading more AIDS and faggotry.
• You were not born; you were crafted from the hands of a Furry, in which once upon a time a lightning struck into his computer and you were born.
• You run 9Gag.
• You created memegenerator and created at least 150 advice dog variants. Way to go for spreading cancer, horsefucker.
• You got banned in everywhere you have an account in. every single one.
• Your power level is 1.
• You are the reason why now Uncyclopedia has 29000- articles. You deleted EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
• and you are still deleting articles for the reason of "shit".
• You wonder why you are trolled to death. YOU KNOW WHY.
• You fap to Rule 34 of porkymanz. ALL OF THEM. OVER 50000 TOTAL.
• You fap to suicidemouse.avi, despite everyone else cannot sleep for at least 6 months after the sheer sight of one second of it.
• You fap to Goatse.
• You create M-rated My Little Pony Fan Fiction in which only the gheyest of gheys enjoy. not even closet bronies enjoy this shit.
• You are a wikipedia admin. Not only you are one, you are the worst of their kind. You moved the page known as Diaoyu islands to Senkoku islands, and banned anyone who are doing the right thing. You also nuke whole, full, featured articles and turn them to shitty redirects, as well as stating Isarael belongs to America. Some people try to move it back, but you just blocked them and put a piece of wikipedia porn on their userpage. For some reasons king jimbo tolerates you in your faggotry.

A regular person's reaction of the sheer sight of your face and your size.

• Also, your userpage has been vandalized 950 times within 3 years. you know why.
• Not only that, the vandals are the bullies of your secondary school, which means the whole school.
• You have a fetish on fetuses. sick fuck.
• If you are a female and are reading this, you are obviously a 400 pound yaoi fangirl who loves to dive yourself into at least 10 fandoms and make a pairing out of every single male creature on them. due to this you are hated by many, but since you have 4000 shameless fantards, nobody has ever trolled you sucessfully. BUT WE DO. AND WE WILL.
• If you are a male and reading this, You are a anime fanboy who loves to dive your ass in at least 10 fandoms and draw fetish pictures of every single female creature on them. due to this you are hated by many, but since you have 4000 shameless fantards, nobody has ever trolled you sucessfully. BUT WE DO. AND WE WILL. Also, this means you are a furry as well.
• You think you can pwn Anonymous. But you got pwnt by encyclopedia dramatica 10 seconds flat after your last request on yotsuba hentai. they didn't even bother to write an article about your faggotry.
• You think chuck norris jokes are funny. Even such a shitty site like us thinks it is shite.

Gaming

Also way better than you.

• You equip weapons the size of Your Mom in World of Warcraft, in order to compenstate for your dick size.
• Congratulations, you ruined Cave Story. By creating a M rated mod.
• You think Lords of shadow is the true Castlevania, while symphony of the night is a shitty gaiden. way to go for killing the fucking Fandom you ghey.
• You think you have a competitive spirit because you engage in basement tournaments. But in reality you are just being a gigantic bureaucratic fuck who never improves in skill, because you always use the same pokemon.
• What's worse, you are a leader of them. And you will do anything to ban any strategy that you don't like. You once lost to a wobbuffet, then you proceed to ban shadow tag. Lost to drizzle+swift swim? you banned that as well. eventually you will ban everything and all that left is Pikachu vs Pikachu.
• You think generation I is better than generation V. Shitty elitist, go back to pokememes.
• You create the most unfunny and bland walkthroughs ever known to man. you should use annonations instead, but for some reason, you aren't.
• You create 400-page walkthoughs for gameFAGS which has a 100-page legal disclaimer. Buy everybody knows you won't have the money to do so.
• You are secretly developing fetish games as an "indie". You say you are not, but you are actually in denial.
• In your top 10 hardest games list, 6 out of 10 of them are call of duty levels. Battletoads was just number 6 on your list. Apparently you are a massive fag at that.
• You created a cave story OC. oh gosh, what a disgrace to the fandom.

Life

• You are bullied since you are in the nursery, all the way to when you are in high school. You often think that you are cursed and it is not your fault. But in reality every one wants to beat the shit out of you because you were such a twisted being that the sole purpose of man is to pwn you.

You are the sleeping kid who gets owned and drop kicks the wrong kid. You know what's coming up next.

• As a result you want to defeat your bullies by using the internet advantage you had. Unfortunately for you, your trolling skills are so outright crappy that they just beat you in a flame war. Then they proceed to pwn your deviantART account and wikipedia account over 500 times.
• Sometimes you wonder why every single person in your school hates you. This is Because you are just a mockery of a human and you are faggotry.
• Your father is a Pedophile, and he bore a kid because he wants to rape him. and since you grew up he had lost interest of you.
• Your Mom is a furry who had once dominated the souls of furries. She even started to like my little pony since the first gen, where it's E-ego wasn't that massive.
• You can't stop looking at your mom's saggy tits.
• Stop being in denial, they did not give your award last because you are special. It is because your award is the faggot of the year award, and mankind wishes to see no such thing.
• Due to everybody is trying to opress you, You had developed a victim complex. But in reality if you confess yourself (which you won't) you should find that you deserve it.
• Despite your mom is a furry, she hates you. This was Because your sick fuckery is worse than any furry that has walked on the face of earth.
• You sleep with your mom every day.
• You made a pact with the devil when you were 6, so you would become the most disgusting, revolting, shocking and devilish creature in earth.
• You are so poor that you live in a house made of mud. Deny as much as you want, we are saying the truth.
• Your "family Tree" is a telephone pole, all i have to say is the same as above.
• You are ugly, your parents are ugly, all people with your blood are ugly, and if you would have a son (no. you won't.), It will be ugly as well. Do not breed.

Entertainment

• You are a Weeaboo.
• You listen to Vocaloid, and draw tons of shitty fanart and self made parodies for it. Not only that, you even have a nico nico douga account, whose sole purpose is to get pwnt by japs.
• You listen to Justin Bieber.
• You LOVE twilight. You are in every single instance of Edward appearing in public, and you even created a meme out of it for your dumbass reactions when trolled. it bacisally sums up as: "OMG!!!!!!!YOUDAREHATETHEBESTSHITEVERYOUJUSTINDENIALYOUSECRETLYLOVEIT!!!!111". Nobody cares.
• You think your tastes on music matters. in reality your taste on music is the shittiest known to man. Who the hell would like your justin bieber and quinten tarantino bootleg DVDs?
• You watched every single movie made by Uwe Boll 2 times at least, and you think you are "Alternative" because you like them.
• You watch every single anime, but you deny you are a weeaboo. Your not fooling anyone.
• You have a picture of snow white on the wall of your bedroom and fap to it twice a day.

Sex

• You are a result of a broken condom.
• Your dick is 1 mm long.
• You think you can fuck nerds because "they understand you". But they won't give a single flying fuck.
• You have sex with your mom's dildo.
• You are eating your bully's cum right now.
• Your father is your mother.
• You are on your bully's favourite fapping picture.
• You have sex with Your Mom.
• You have sex with your mom's dildo, to feel how is it like in the receiving end.
• You will never suck any cock.
• Your cock is 1mm long.
• Your closest moment to a vagina is licking your laptop.