User:MoosePie/userbox

I would write an article about myself, but why do that, when I can be lazy, and use userboxes instead.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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MoosePie/userbox's IP is 127.0.0.1.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

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This user contributes using DOS.

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This user is too pirate for your battleship.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

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subliminal!

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This user fears the clowns.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

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This user doesn't care.

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This user's head A SPLODE.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.