User:MoosePie/userbox

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I would write an article about myself, but why do that, when I can be lazy, and use userboxes instead.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
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Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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IP
MoosePie/userbox's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user raises their own chickenbox.
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This user contributes using DOS.
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This user is pilfering ye booty!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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subliminal!
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This user fears the clowns.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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