User:MonarchoPoofart

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?

This article was written by a monarchist. Kneel in the dirt before His/Her Majesty and laugh ingratiatingly to your king's/queen's jokes!

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is a Disciple of Ducreux. This user is too pimp for you.

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, MonarchoPoofart also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

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This user is a vampire.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user is a cereal killer.

This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Counter-Strike 24/7.

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This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

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This user likes to as-plode! BOOM!

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This user has eye beams.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user does not know how to shot web.

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This user is from Texas and may secede if provoked!