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'Louis' attempt at comedy'

Name Louis Thomas
Birth Date December 19, 2002
Birth Place Texas, America
Nationality American
Occupation singer, songwriter, actor, chef, counter-terrorist, story writer
Spouses that one girl that falsified her pregnancy (Married never, divorced mid-2021), Your Wife (Married 2030)
Children A few
Number of girls that find him hot 568,794,638,737,936,796,274,893,687,942,689,789,896,216,779,896,712,038,097,492,017,489
Political Alignment Moderate (because both parties suck)
List of things he hates Radical politics, You (if you're a douchebag), World Economic Forum, Scummy people, Twitter

Charlie Chaplin wore it better you stupid cunt.”

~ Louis Thomas on someone trying to be Hitler

“Louis Thomas is an actor.”

~ Captain Obvious on Louis Thomas

“What the fuck is a Louis?”

~ Ozzy Osbourne on Louis Thomas

“He said that Kenshiro would beat Goku in a fight. I kept telling him otherwise but then he just keeps saying stuff about how Goku would have a tough time fighting Kenshiro and that I've never watched Fist of the North Star and then I cried.”

~ Kratos Aurion Plays on Louis Thomas

“I hate him because he dissed the thing I created.”

~ Karl Marx on Louis Thomas

Louis Fucking Thomas (December 19, 2002-When God decides that it's time for him to leave) is a famous American best known for being a singer-songwriter, Actor, and Story writer. According to his haterz, he is known for committing such atrocities like 9-11 and the holocaust. these were later debunked because the accusations were bullshit because he was born after both of those events happened. Like seriously, why the fuck would you do this? Go touch grass you fucking morons!